Tuesday, December 16, 2008

On the first day of Christmas

My true love gave to me....

a partridge in a pear tree

I'm changing it to...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

a well deserved...

HYSTERECTOMY!

2 comments:

Justin said...

Um, can we just try to leave the word hysterectomy out of all future Christmas poetry?

That would be splendid, thanks.

Lisa said...

ha ha ha Justin....tmi (too much information I know but I couldn't resist:)